These are in no particular order, and were chosen for their oddness…
I just love the over-dramatic posters of the 50’s
Chepén SEE – DISEMBODIED HAND THAT CRAWLS…!
buy real cytotec SEE – TEENAGERS vs THE SAUCER-MEN!
(yes, they are genuinely taken from the poster, click it and see)
From good ol’ IMDb:
“A teenage couple making out in the woods accidentally runs over an alien creature with their car. The creature’s hand falls off, but it comes alive, and, with an eye growing out of it, begins to stalk the teens. Meanwhile, Joe the town drunk wants to store the body in his refrigerator, but some of the alien’s buddies inject alcohol into his system, and Joe dies of an overdose.”
I really don’t give a rats ass what the film is about, you really can’t go wrong with a chick dressed as a nun with her boobs out. http://yourtreeguys.com/https:/yourtreeguys.com/ash-borer-injections/ WIN!
From IMDb (should anyone be remotely interested):
“16-year-old Maria is forced into Serra D’Aires convent, secretly run by Satanists. Her confessor is in collusion with the Mother Superior. Maria is tortured, forced into sex with men, women, and the horned Devil, and told that it’s all a bad dream. She writes a letter to God, and a Knight rescues her, only to fall into the hands of the Inquisition, put on the rack, and condemned to death like Joan of Arc.”
buy ivermectin scabies online SUCH a good poster going to waste… I cry… :'(
There’s just so much going on in this poster that I couldn’t NOT post it!
Some highlights: the green (witch faced) chick in the top left corner. The chick in the purple bent over. Oh wait, there’s nothing suspect in that, that was my imagination, sorry!
Now this might be me just trying to be sensible but: surely a ghost (invisible) in an invisible bikini should be… a blank poster?…
“Hiram Stokley is a recently desased corpse who learns that he has 24 hours to mastermind and perform one good deed in order to get into Heaven, so he enlists the help of his long deceased girlfriend Cecily, a ghost, to stop his greedy lawyer, Reginald Ripper and his henchman J. Sinister Hulk from claiming his estate for themselves and protecting his eligible heirs, Chuck, Lili, Hiram’s cousin Myrtle, and her son who brings his beach party friends up at the mansion for a pool party while Reginald Ripper also employs his daughter Sinistra, and J. Sinister Hulk’s slow-witted associates Chicken Feather and Yolanda to help them terrorize the teens, while dopey biker Eric Von Zipper and his Malibu Rat Pack bikers also get involved in pursuing Yolanda for a share of the estate.”
Well, I’m glad that cleared things up… :/
I HAD to pick Frogs, it’s just such a bizarre yet funny poster!
I hope that the people of 1972 didn’t take this film seriously…
“Ray Milland plays an aging, grumpy, physically disabled millionaire who invites his family to his island estate for his birthday celebration. Sam Elliot plays a free-lance photographer who is doing a pollution layout for an ecology magazine. Jason Crokett (Milland) hates nature, poisoning anything that crawls on his property. On the night of his birthday the frogs and other members of nature begin to pay Milland back.”
I wish I hadn’t read that summary, it kinda spoils the humour I get from the poster.
Damn you IMDb!
And my last one is also an odd one:
Three words: WHAT… THE… FUCK…
The ‘story’ according to IMDb is that:
“A biker gang visits a monastery where they encounter black-robed monks engaged in worshipping Satan. When the monks try to persuade one of the female bikers, Helen, to become a satanic sacrifice the bikers smash up the monastery and leave. The monks have the last laugh, though, as Helen, as a result of the satanic rituals, is now possessed and at night changes into a werewolf, with dire results for the biker gang.”
That’s about as clear as mud. That doesn’t look like a female werewolf on that motorbike. If it is, it’s a lesbo werewolf (how good a film would that make?! I’m a genius!) as it’s carrying a female. Or is it a shemale/tranny biker?
Oh God, I have to go now. I have a script running riot in my brain!
Honourable mention goes to:
Not only is it, quite possibly, the worst poster ever scratched, but it also makes no sense.
“They wanted tools that didn’t come in schools”
That tagline alone has at least two innuendos.
Even the almighty IMDb has trouble with its title.
Either way, God awful poster and I’m quite glad I can’t get a synopsis for it. Last time I got a synopsis it spoiled the poster! (see cool topless nun poster (above)).
OK Alex, your turn, beat that lot!