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Tura Satana (Star Of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!) Is Dead

It has been confirmed, by me, that God sucks donkey balls due to the fact that Tura Satana (real name, Tura Luna Pascual Yamaguchi) is dead. She was 75, once turned down a marriage proposal from Elvis, had an amazing rack, and … Continue reading

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