The Ultimate Hardgore Splatter Tape is a video cornucopia of gore clips taken from many of our favourite horror/gore films.
Our trip into this tape begins with, among others, a clips of big hairy spiders crawling all over some hot chick, I don’t mind spiders at all, but I don’t know if I’d have the...
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In my humble opinion, Rob Zombie has only made one movie which properly showcases his talent as both a director and as a fucked up individual, House of 1,000 Corpses. Everything after that is just Hollywood fodder. House of 1,000 Corpses was a genuine homage to the splatterfests of the 60’s and 70’s. Thus,...
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I am so effin’ set. A cool breeze is crawling through the daily air, I got one of my favorite Halloween themed desktop wallpapers up, and the hoodies and long sleeve undershirts are out of the storage room and in the dresser drawers. What’s that? It’s not even the middle of September? Too bad...
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I’ve seen many strange movies in my time, but none have come close to Poultrygeist. It is politically incorrect, cheaply made, completely over the top, badly acted, and utter nonsense.
Yep, you guessed it: I liked it!
Plot (and I use the term loosely): When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds...
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(alleged) Plot: Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations: halfman, halffish which terrorize a small fishing village by killing the men and raping the women.
Ronnie: only 35 secs in and I like the intro
Ronnie: … and the fact that it has the legendary (bad) Doug McClure!
Erin: Yeah but they need to get the music...
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I have to post the Netflix synopsis here because I’m going to bitch about it. I mean, come the fuck on, Netflix! You’re getting a flat fee from me. Blockbuster’s mail order service sucks. You’re gonna get my money, so you might as well tell me what the movie is really about! Here...
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I didn’t know when I started my foray into horror writing three months ago that I would be going through my own lifetime wish list of movies to watch, but here I am again. I’m not the most technologically advanced of humans, so it took me until this year to get a copy of...
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I’m prefacing this review with some UK centric back story: there was a comedy program on UK television called ‘Allo Allo‘ which mocked the Germans and had the most comical German accents. Every German spoke with a German tinted English accent. No matter how much I try to take this movie seriously, that comedy...
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