Tag Archives: God

Shin Godzilla (aka: Godzilla: Resurgence) 2016

First, sorry about the lack of reviews lately. Real-life and all that jazz. Second, Godzilla 2014 sucked monster balls. Over two hours and hardly any ‘zilla. Unacceptable. Shin-Godzilla on the other hand… The movie starts off with the ye olde … Continue reading

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Tura Satana (Star Of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!) Is Dead

It has been confirmed, by me, that God sucks donkey balls due to the fact that Tura Satana (real name, Tura Luna Pascual Yamaguchi) is dead. She was 75, once turned down a marriage proposal from Elvis, had an amazing rack, and … Continue reading

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Night of the Demons 2 (1994) Review

Night of the Demons 2 is quite a handful to attempt to review.  I never would have expected to find the beginnings of the modern marriage between horror and comedy in a sequel to a movie that, while it is … Continue reading

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Return Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

Plot (?): Mad scientist Professor Gangreen is cooking up the second coming of the Great Tomato Uprising, in which music converted tomatoes into human form to war against mankind. Pizza delivery man Chad Finletter must save the world and beautiful … Continue reading

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Review

Master of the Universe (MOTU for short) is a movie I remember fondly from my childhood.  It was the kind of film you would see played on TBS and WB channels on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, usually buried in … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Tomb Review

Horror, when boiled down to its core, is usually about a struggle between two opposing forces.  One force being good, and the other evil.  While there are examples of flicks flipping this idea on its head and fooling with our … Continue reading

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