If you haven’t read my review of (aka: REC 1, or Quarantine in the case of the US ‘remake’) then do so. It’s a cracking film. 2 picks up the very second ended, I shant spoil the end of either film in this review, but 2 begins with a SWAT team...
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Sigh, another remake of a golden oldie classic. But wait, this one is actually pretty good! First, let’s start with the obligatory plot line. As you can imagine, it’s nothing brain wracking: Lawrence Talbot, a haunted nobleman, is lured back to his family estate after his brother vanishes. Reunited with his estranged father, Talbot sets out...
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Daybreakers is the latest movie to hit theaters that is looking to stake a claim in the vampire media frenzy that has taken over both the big and small screens.  From Twilight (I need an acid bath every time I so much as type that name) to True Blood, the bloodsucking freaks have been...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron mixtape,...
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With a poster that awesome, I just HAD to watch Frogs! Now, I wish I hadn’t. The basic premise of Frogs is as thus: Rich playboy is out in his new speedboat and runs down a freelance photographer who’s out taking photos of the local wildlife. The guy, and his hot girlfriend, take the poor victim...
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