As soon as I laid eyes on the nutter that was in Ebola Syndrome I knew this was going to be something, well, ‘different’. Anthony Wong Chau-Sang is, quite possibly, the sleaziest, creepiest, person ever… but I mean that in a good way, it shows that he’s a top notch actor, and he’s on...
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I expected nothing but bad acting from this film, but within the first four minutes, I was willing to keep watching. Why? Because the two main characters are a couple of lesbians. Kinda hot ones at that. Anyway, I suppose I should start off with the ‘plot’. I’m too lazy to write my own,...
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Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! Plot: Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother’s heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrid of abuse rains upon the gentle boy. Remington heads out for some hookers and invites his dilettante-child molester-drug-dealer buddy...
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I’m not going to review it as I’ve only just downloaded it myself, but I thought I’d pass along the link to download this album, legitimately, for free! http://www.earache.com/gamabomb/ TRACKLISTING: Slam Anthem New Eliminators of Atlantis B.C. Three Witches Last Ninjas Unite Escape From Scarecrow Mountain Mussolini Mosh We Respect You Apocalypse 1997 Return...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron...
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So, this mixtape, B-Videos 101, Vol.1, starts off with this really creepy looking old guy. Not only is he babbling on about the end of the world, but he sports an amazing fake tan. Oh, wait, it’s just the Heavens Gate crackpot. After a stop-motion toy shop orgy with dildos and inflatable dolls we...
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Grindhouse is a 42nd Street style double feature comprising of Rodriguez’s Planet Terror (reviewed here) and Tarantino’s Death Proof (reviewed here). Before, after and between the two films are trailers for (non-existent) movies. Both movies, mainly Planet Terror, have added grain to give them that extra 70′s feel. This review isn’t about Planet Terror...
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After the awesomeness that was Planet Terror I was almost looking forward to Death Proof (the second half of the Grindhouse package). Almost, as I’m really not a fan of Tarantino’s films. The story is your basic killer-in-a-car thing, this time it’s a stuntman in an apparently ‘death proof’ car. The film starts of...
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With a short film, comes a short review. And with a film that only runs a ball hair’s width over six minutes, this won’t take long. First, the inevitable IMDb/Internet info: . Yes, that’s right, a search for this movie draws a complete blank. The file I have is called Captains Pride Volume 33...
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Planet Terror is the first of a double feature known as Grindhouse. I’m going to review Planet Terror, as a single movie, same with its partner, Death Proof, then review them as a package (with the fake trailers and what-not) as Grindhouse. The idea behind Grindhouse is to have two films, as a double...
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