Scifi

OK, this is a bad sign. I can’t even find a promotional poster nor nothing with the ‘stars’ of the movie and the name on it! Oh well, onwards and upwards. Right, this is getting ridiculous. IMDb doesn’t even have a synopsis for this epic battle movie. Mr Corman, you’re really making me work...
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OK, by rights this is a ridiculous idea that should have me turning off my TV. But I’m the curious sort, and I do like anything non-Hollywood. The Human Centipede (First Sequence, no less!) is from the Netherlands. But, the main character is German. The two girls are American. And the other guy is...
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I expected nothing but bad acting from this film, but within the first four minutes, I was willing to keep watching. Why? Because the two main characters are a couple of lesbians. Kinda hot ones at that. Anyway, I suppose I should start off with the ‘plot’. I’m too lazy to write my own,...
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‘Plot’: When a terrorist’s body, infected with a stolen chemical, is recovered by the US military, the corpse is cremated, unintentionally releasing the virus/bacteria into the atmosphere over a small island. Soon the infected populace mutate into flesh-hungry zombies, and a trio of soldiers on leave must team up with a group of tourists...
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George Romero will, forever, be remembered as the Godfather of zombie movies but he has done other non-zombie stuff, and The Crazies is one of them. The plot is quite simple: A biological weapon gone awry is only the start of problems in the little town of Evan’s City, Pennsylvania. Bouts of insanity in...
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I’m not going to review it as I’ve only just downloaded it myself, but I thought I’d pass along the link to download this album, legitimately, for free! http://www.earache.com/gamabomb/ TRACKLISTING: Slam Anthem New Eliminators of Atlantis B.C. Three Witches Last Ninjas Unite Escape From Scarecrow Mountain Mussolini Mosh We Respect You Apocalypse 1997 Return...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron...
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With a poster that awesome, I just HAD to watch Frogs! Now, I wish I hadn’t. The basic premise of Frogs is as thus: Rich playboy is out in his new speedboat and runs down a freelance photographer who’s out taking photos of the local wildlife. The guy, and his hot girlfriend, take the...
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Babylon Fields existed only as a pilot episode which has never been officially released. But thanks to people recording and capturing such things we can watch a VHS-style rip of it. The basic idea behind Babylon Fields is zombies, but not your bog standard brain munching, slow moving, arms extended, falling over things, zombies....
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So, this mixtape, B-Videos 101, Vol.1, starts off with this really creepy looking old guy. Not only is he babbling on about the end of the world, but he sports an amazing fake tan. Oh, wait, it’s just the Heavens Gate crackpot. After a stop-motion toy shop orgy with dildos and inflatable dolls we...
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