First there was Jaws then, probably due to the economy, they scaled it back to Piranha. Now in 2010, ironically in an economic down turn, we have Piranha (3D). The original Piranha movie was hardly an Oscar contender so I really wasn’t expecting much from this or it’s 3D *WOOT! WOOT! RANT ALERT, RANT...
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I’ve reviewed some sick and harsh films over the years (eg: Martyrs, Ebola Syndrome, The Human Centipede etc.) but this one takes the biscuit. In fact, it eats the entire packet and spits the crumbs in my face! Srpski Film (aka: A Serbian Film) goes places no film should go. Yes, I’ll be hyping...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron...
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So, this mixtape, B-Videos 101, Vol.1, starts off with this really creepy looking old guy. Not only is he babbling on about the end of the world, but he sports an amazing fake tan. Oh, wait, it’s just the Heavens Gate crackpot. After a stop-motion toy shop orgy with dildos and inflatable dolls we...
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The Ultimate Hardgore Splatter Tape is a video cornucopia of gore clips taken from many of our favourite horror/gore films. Our trip into this tape begins with, among others, a clips of big hairy spiders crawling all over some hot chick, I don’t mind spiders at all, but I don’t know if I’d have...
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Psychedelic Hell Trip begins with some very professional presentation! Not only does it have a cool warbly Country & Western song playing over its menu, but it has some nice extras too! But we’ll get to them at the end. Our trip begins with a good old fashioned celluloid countdown then were in to...
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Mixtape time, yay! This time we have the Constipation Camp Video. This mixtape begins with some loud noisy music with a visual which consists a 70′s hippy-style font scrolling up film names, Star Wars styley, whilst some ‘groovy’ kids are given a bucket of KFC from the old Colonel himself. Next comes a rather...
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Cinema Sewer is a fanzine written, and self-published, by writer and comic book artist Robin Bougie (who also had a hand in the Retard-o-tron mixtape that I reviewed right HERE). Volume One takes all the best bits from the first twelve issues and tosses in some previously unpublished rants, reviews and what-not. The book...
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Retard-o-tron is probably one of the most well known mixtapes in the sleazy underbelly of mixtape madness. Made, in co-operation, with the legendary Cinema Sewer magazine, Retard-o-tron is very well produced and includes a veritable plethora of crazy clips from everything from porn to TV. The ‘tape’ starts with some crazy Jap chick covered...
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No intro here as I know nothing about the background to this tape except that it was made buy a guy called Vince who used to use the name Scumbag. Oh, and this is his mixtape. On with the show! The tape starts of with some (rather skanky looking) chick and three guys, she...
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