First there was Jaws then, probably due to the economy, they scaled it back to Piranha. Now in 2010, ironically in an economic down turn, we have Piranha (3D). The original Piranha movie was hardly an Oscar contender so I really wasn’t expecting much from this or it’s 3D *WOOT! WOOT! RANT ALERT, RANT...
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Sharktopus is the new epic from SyFy Channel. If you haven’t experienced their awesomeness then you need to check out Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dinocroc vs Supergator and the ilk. Well, should you be unfortunate enough to have seen neither of them, SyFy have recently unleashed the Sharktopus trailer! Horrah! Bask in it’s...
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‘Plot’: A demon torments the family and friends of Anita in order to take revenge on his death, which was caused by her police-officer father. The rest of the movie is how Anita tackles the demon with the help of her boyfriend. (from IMDb) Ronnie (back story): Whilst watching a documentary on A Nightmare...
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OK, by rights this is a ridiculous idea that should have me turning off my TV. But I’m the curious sort, and I do like anything non-Hollywood. The Human Centipede (First Sequence, no less!) is from the Netherlands. But, the main character is German. The two girls are American. And the other guy is...
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As soon as I laid eyes on the nutter that was in Ebola Syndrome I knew this was going to be something, well, ‘different’. Anthony Wong Chau-Sang is, quite possibly, the sleaziest, creepiest, person ever… but I mean that in a good way, it shows that he’s a top notch actor, and he’s on...
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I expected nothing but bad acting from this film, but within the first four minutes, I was willing to keep watching. Why? Because the two main characters are a couple of lesbians. Kinda hot ones at that. Anyway, I suppose I should start off with the ‘plot’. I’m too lazy to write my own,...
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Just where does one begin with a film like this… If you’ve seen either Meatball Machine or Tokyo Gore Police then you’ll know what to expect. If not? Well… put it this way, madness and insanity is putting it lightly! Normally I start with an IMDb plot line, but IMDb doesn’t even have one...
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As soon as I see Takashi Miike on something I know that it’ll be a wild ride, and to expect something that will encompass the weird and bizarre, have horror and gore, yet also be thought provoking and funny. Something no other director can do, especially not in Hollywood! Tantei Monogatari (aka: Detective Story)...
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George Romero will, forever, be remembered as the Godfather of zombie movies but he has done other non-zombie stuff, and The Crazies is one of them. The plot is quite simple: A biological weapon gone awry is only the start of problems in the little town of Evan’s City, Pennsylvania. Bouts of insanity in...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron...
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