Gore

As soon as I see Takashi Miike on something I know that it’ll be a wild ride, and to expect something that will encompass the  weird and bizarre,  have horror and gore, yet also be thought provoking and funny. Something no other director can do, especially not in Hollywood! Tantei Monogatari (aka: Detective Story) starts...
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If you haven’t read my review of (aka: REC 1, or Quarantine in the case of the US ‘remake’) then do so. It’s a cracking film. 2 picks up the very second ended, I shant spoil the end of either film in this review, but 2 begins with a SWAT team...
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Sigh, another remake of a golden oldie classic. But wait, this one is actually pretty good! First, let’s start with the obligatory plot line. As you can imagine, it’s nothing brain wracking: Lawrence Talbot, a haunted nobleman, is lured back to his family estate after his brother vanishes. Reunited with his estranged father, Talbot sets out...
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Daybreakers is the latest movie to hit theaters that is looking to stake a claim in the vampire media frenzy that has taken over both the big and small screens.  From Twilight (I need an acid bath every time I so much as type that name) to True Blood, the bloodsucking freaks have been...
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It’s big, it’s bad, and it’s BACK! ZXQL3000 and Cinema Sewer return to give us a second helping of video madness. If you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, for the past while and never heard of Retard-o-Tron then you should head over to here, and read my review of the first Retard-o-Tron mixtape,...
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Babylon Fields existed only as a pilot episode which has never been officially released. But thanks to people recording and capturing such things we can watch a VHS-style rip of it. The basic idea behind Babylon Fields is zombies, but not your bog standard brain munching, slow moving, arms extended, falling over things, zombies. By...
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So, this mixtape, B-Videos 101, Vol.1, starts off with this really creepy looking old guy. Not only is he babbling on about the end of the world, but he sports an amazing fake tan. Oh, wait, it’s just the Heavens Gate crackpot. After a stop-motion toy shop orgy with dildos and inflatable dolls we get some...
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Grindhouse is a 42nd Street style double feature comprising of Rodriguez’s Planet Terror (reviewed here) and Tarantino’s Death Proof (reviewed here). Before, after and between the two films are trailers for (non-existent) movies. Both movies, mainly Planet Terror, have added grain to give them that extra 70’s feel. This review isn’t about Planet Terror or...
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After the awesomeness that was Planet Terror I was almost looking forward to Death Proof (the second half of the Grindhouse package). Almost, as I’m really not a fan of Tarantino’s films. The story is your basic killer-in-a-car thing, this time it’s a stuntman in an apparently ‘death proof’ car. The film starts of as I...
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With a short film, comes a short review. And with a film that only runs a ball hair’s width over six minutes, this won’t take long. First, the inevitable IMDb/Internet info:         . Yes, that’s right, a search for this movie draws a complete blank. The file I have is called Captains Pride Volume 33 Restored. That’s...
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