First there was Jaws then, probably due to the economy, they scaled it back to Piranha. Now in 2010, ironically in an economic down turn, we have Piranha (3D). The original Piranha movie was hardly an Oscar contender so I really wasn’t expecting much from this or it’s 3D *WOOT! WOOT! RANT ALERT, RANT...
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Sharktopus is the new epic from SyFy Channel. If you haven’t experienced their awesomeness then you need to check out Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dinocroc vs Supergator and the ilk. Well, should you be unfortunate enough to have seen neither of them, SyFy have recently unleashed the Sharktopus trailer! Horrah! Bask in it’s...
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I’ve reviewed some sick and harsh films over the years (eg: Martyrs, Ebola Syndrome, The Human Centipede etc.) but this one takes the biscuit. In fact, it eats the entire packet and spits the crumbs in my face! Srpski Film (aka: A Serbian Film) goes places no film should go. Yes, I’ll be hyping...
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OK, this is a bad sign. I can’t even find a promotional poster nor nothing with the ‘stars’ of the movie and the name on it! Oh well, onwards and upwards. Right, this is getting ridiculous. IMDb doesn’t even have a synopsis for this epic battle movie. Mr Corman, you’re really making me work...
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OK, by rights this is a ridiculous idea that should have me turning off my TV. But I’m the curious sort, and I do like anything non-Hollywood. The Human Centipede (First Sequence, no less!) is from the Netherlands. But, the main character is German. The two girls are American. And the other guy is...
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For those who aren’t familiar with the Solomon Kane legend, allow me to enlighten you, albeit super briefly. Solomon Kane was a character created by a master of the pulp-era fiction Robert Howard, who is the same man responsible for Conan The Barbarian. Solomon is an adventurer in Puritan times (16th and 17th century)...
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The oringinal A Nightmare on Elm Street has a rabid fan-base. They’re highly protective of their slasher and treat Robert Englund as God-like (and rightly so). Thus, doing a remake of the original was always going to provoke a negative reaction, but to not case Mr. Englund? Then… then they changed the look of Freddy’s...
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As soon as I laid eyes on the nutter that was in Ebola Syndrome I knew this was going to be something, well, ‘different’. Anthony Wong Chau-Sang is, quite possibly, the sleaziest, creepiest, person ever… but I mean that in a good way, it shows that he’s a top notch actor, and he’s on...
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‘Plot’: When a terrorist’s body, infected with a stolen chemical, is recovered by the US military, the corpse is cremated, unintentionally releasing the virus/bacteria into the atmosphere over a small island. Soon the infected populace mutate into flesh-hungry zombies, and a trio of soldiers on leave must team up with a group of tourists...
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Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! Plot: Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother’s heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrid of abuse rains upon the gentle boy. Remington heads out for some hookers and invites his dilettante-child molester-drug-dealer buddy...
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