First there was Jaws then, probably due to the economy, they scaled it back to Piranha. Now in 2010, ironically in an economic down turn, we have Piranha (3D). The original Piranha movie was hardly an Oscar contender so I really wasn’t expecting much from this or it’s 3D *WOOT! WOOT! RANT ALERT, RANT...
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Sharktopus is the new epic from SyFy Channel. If you haven’t experienced their awesomeness then you need to check out Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dinocroc vs Supergator and the ilk. Well, should you be unfortunate enough to have seen neither of them, SyFy have recently unleashed the Sharktopus trailer! Horrah! Bask in it’s...
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I’ve reviewed some sick and harsh films over the years (eg: Martyrs, Ebola Syndrome, The Human Centipede etc.) but this one takes the biscuit. In fact, it eats the entire packet and spits the crumbs in my face! Srpski Film (aka: A Serbian Film) goes places no film should go. Yes, I’ll be hyping...
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OK, this is a bad sign. I can’t even find a promotional poster nor nothing with the ‘stars’ of the movie and the name on it! Oh well, onwards and upwards. Right, this is getting ridiculous. IMDb doesn’t even have a synopsis for this epic battle movie. Mr Corman, you’re really making me work...
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‘Plot’: A demon torments the family and friends of Anita in order to take revenge on his death, which was caused by her police-officer father. The rest of the movie is how Anita tackles the demon with the help of her boyfriend. (from IMDb) Ronnie (back story): Whilst watching a documentary on A Nightmare...
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I expected nothing but bad acting from this film, but within the first four minutes, I was willing to keep watching. Why? Because the two main characters are a couple of lesbians. Kinda hot ones at that. Anyway, I suppose I should start off with the ‘plot’. I’m too lazy to write my own,...
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‘Plot’: When a terrorist’s body, infected with a stolen chemical, is recovered by the US military, the corpse is cremated, unintentionally releasing the virus/bacteria into the atmosphere over a small island. Soon the infected populace mutate into flesh-hungry zombies, and a trio of soldiers on leave must team up with a group of tourists...
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Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! Plot: Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother’s heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrid of abuse rains upon the gentle boy. Remington heads out for some hookers and invites his dilettante-child molester-drug-dealer buddy...
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George Romero will, forever, be remembered as the Godfather of zombie movies but he has done other non-zombie stuff, and The Crazies is one of them. The plot is quite simple: A biological weapon gone awry is only the start of problems in the little town of Evan’s City, Pennsylvania. Bouts of insanity in...
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I’m not going to review it as I’ve only just downloaded it myself, but I thought I’d pass along the link to download this album, legitimately, for free! http://www.earache.com/gamabomb/ TRACKLISTING: Slam Anthem New Eliminators of Atlantis B.C. Three Witches Last Ninjas Unite Escape From Scarecrow Mountain Mussolini Mosh We Respect You Apocalypse 1997 Return...
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