Author Archives: Ronnie

About Ronnie

Having survived the UK's 'video nasty' (prohibition) era I'm eager to catch up with all previously unseen sleaze and filth. I revel in mixtape oddness, boobage, gore, and proper latex special effects, don't get me started on CGI... - email Ronnie

Godzilla vs Hedora (aka: Godzilla vs The Smog Monster) (1971)

Posted on December 27, 2017 at 8:50 pm by Ronnie

Wow. Where to begin with this one. This Godzilla movie takes all the usual Godzilla movie traits rips them up, and spits on them. This is the odd movie out in the ‘Zilla franchise. The movie starts with some weird … Continue reading →

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Shin Godzilla (aka: Godzilla: Resurgence) 2016

Posted on December 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm by Ronnie

First, sorry about the lack of reviews lately. Real-life and all that jazz. Second, Godzilla 2014 sucked monster balls. Over two hours and hardly any ‘zilla. Unacceptable. Shin-Godzilla on the other hand… The movie starts off with the ye olde … Continue reading →

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Kung Fury

Posted on May 30, 2015 at 12:12 pm by Ronnie

I was (proudly, I may add) one of the many who helped fund this slice of 80’s awesomeness. The makers asked for $200,000. Teh Interwebz stepped up and collectively gave them over $600,000. See? Sometimes the Internet does do good things. … Continue reading →

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Yongary, Monster from the Deep (1967) aka: Taekoesu Yonggary

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 11:56 am by Ronnie

Think of Yongary as the Seoul mate of Godzilla. Seoul. Ha! I made a funny. Yongary is a South Korean film. Unfortunately, that means there’s no Kim Jong Un. He’d have whooped that monster himself and the film would have … Continue reading →

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Penny Dreadful – S01E01

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 12:15 pm by Ronnie

I long for a good horror TV series. I loved American Horror Story (Season 2) but the ending pissed me off greatly and put off watching the other seasons. Having seen giant billboards (here in the UK) with the rather … Continue reading →

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Circus Of The Dead (2014) – The Year Of The Clown

Posted on January 4, 2014 at 3:29 pm by Ronnie

All you folks with coulrophobia might as well close this post right now. 2014 year sees the release of Circus Of The Dead a clown related flick so good that the wussies at YouTube deleted their trailer because apparently it contained ‘extreme … Continue reading →

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Five Non-Christmas Movies That You Can Watch On YouTube

Posted on December 21, 2013 at 2:51 pm by Ronnie

If you’re anything like me you’re probably sitting there with no decorations up and muttering bah-humbug to yourself. Well, entertain yourself with these five crap films that are up, in their inglorious entirety, on the YouTubes. Dawn Of The Dead … Continue reading →

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There’s nothing Christian about Christmas – the strange origins of December 25th and Santa Claus

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 10:49 am by Ronnie

Let’s be honest. There’s really bugger all Christian about Christmas. Pull up a chair and we’ll discuss the origins of the Christ’s Mass.*

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Arthouse Horror Flick COYOTE Releases Clip; Wins Awards

Posted on November 17, 2013 at 1:20 pm by Ronnie

Here’s a clip from an arthouse horror film that has been banned at some film festivals and has won awards at others in its first public screenings: controversial director Trevor Juenger’s Coyote. The film stars Bill Oberst Jr. as an insomniac writer whose … Continue reading →

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Retard-O-Tron III – even more mixtape madness!

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 7:34 pm by Ronnie

Unless you’ve been living in a drug induced coma on Mars (and for all I know you might have been) you should know about Retard-o-tron. I’ve gushed previously about Retard-o-Tron 1 and Retard-o-Tron II so, it’s time to gush greatly … Continue reading →

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