Tura Satana - R.I.P. - 1935 - 2011
It has been confirmed, by me, that God sucks donkey balls due to the fact that Tura Satana (real name, Tura Luna Pascual Yamaguchi) is dead. She was 75, once turned down a marriage proposal from Elvis, had an amazing rack, and kicked serious ASS.
From FilmShaft.com: She made her debut in Billy Wilder’s Irma Le Douce in 1963 but it is Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! which made her an exploitation cinema star. Santana starred as Varla the leader of a vicious gang of go-go dancers in what has been described as an “ode to female violence”. It is easily Meyer’s best film.
Seriously, how many more awesome cult actors/actresses is God going to steal from us? This God character is out of control and needs a good kicking…
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