The Whore Church - Yule Log
It’s Christmas time! That means it’s time for giving, receiving and semi-pornographic mixtapes! And The Whore Church have given us ‘Yule Log’ in time for Christmas 2010.
The mixtape contains only 100% wholesome Christmas goodness, starting with a psychedelic intro containing satanic goats dressed as Santa:
Satanic goats FTW!
After the intro we’re treated to some evil Santa, boobies and some dude painted red to look like Satan. Needless to say, it’s a good start. Then it’s some kid who ‘wants to know what it’s like when Santa comes.’ Oo-er! *snigger*
With the next bunch of clips we get some soothing cookie-monster style death metal, which is nice. They’ve even been considerate enough to throw in some clips from The Smurfs, He-Man and Beavis & Butthead… ah, them were the days. When cartoons were proper cartoons!
Nearing the half-way mark we get CCTV footage of desperate shoppers invading shops fighting to get bargains. Always nice to see how the poor people live. Then, some pr0n:
... and they're the reason WHY Santa cums...
After a particularly vicious attack from a snowman we Barney the dinosaur and several men, dressed as Santa, getting blowjobs.
The Whore Church – Yule Log is an excellent, if short (11mins), mixtape for the festive season, something to stick in the DVD player for when the folks come round.
I leave you with a gratuitous screenshot of He-Man:
Good to see that She-Ra is still as hot as ever...
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