OK, so, technically I’ve reviewed these films in the wrong order. First, I reviewed Phobia 2 (don’t forget to check out my review of it) and now I’m reviewing the first one, but fear not loyal readers, there’s no connection between the two anthologies.
In its native Thailand, the movie is known as ‘See prang’,...
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Phobia 2 (aka: Ha phraeng) is a Thai movie consisting of five short stories. I haven’t seen Phobia 1 (if there is one) so I wasn’t sure what I was getting in to.
UPDATE: review of Phobia is now here.
Phobia 2 starts with a short called Novice in which we see a teenager being dropped...
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Tags: backpackers, ha phraeng, in the end, novice, phobia, phobia 2, salvage, thai, thailand, ward
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Dear oh dear oh dear…
Orgroff the Mad Mutilator (aka: Mad Mutilator) is a French film from 1983, although it looks more like 1973 if anything else. The story is off the archetypical hut-in-the-forest dwelling psycho who murders passersby who stop for a leek by the road side.
Gory murders? Check.
Hot chicks? (benefit of the doubt...
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Tags: Axe, blood, dreadful music, droning music, france, french, god awful, Gore, Hatchet, no boobs, ogroff, silence
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Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. is another fine release from Toho.
In this movie, the Japanese Government has used bones, taken from Godzilla -- in a previous movie (that I haven’t seen, yet) -- to create Mecha-G (aka: Mechagodzilla). Mechagodzilla has taken great damage since it’s last run in with the Big G and is undergoing repairs...
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Tags: explosions, fairies, fx, godzilla, mech-g, mecha-g, mechagodzilla, mothra, pixies, rubber, sfx, singing
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In keeping with the seasonal theme, here is Tales From the Crypt and the quite festive episode they produced in 1989, I believe. Keep a close eye on the credits, as Fred Dekker (Night of the Creeps, Monster Squad) wrote this episode, and Robert Zemeckis (Cast Away, Beowulf, dozens of other big budget Hollywood...
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Tags: 1989, Action, and all thorough the house, Beowulf, blood, Cast Away, Christmas, christmas eve, dark, dead, death, escaped psycho, Evil, Exploitation, Fred Dekker, funny, Gore, head, Hollywood, Horror, House, husband, Joel Silver, Larry Drake, little girl, Monster, Monster Squad, murder, nat king cole christmas song, Robert Zemeckis, serial killer, Suspense, tales of the crypt, The Perfect Storm, Thriller, wife, wife kills husband
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The Ultimate Hardgore Splatter Tape is a video cornucopia of gore clips taken from many of our favourite horror/gore films.
Our trip into this tape begins with, among others, a clips of big hairy spiders crawling all over some hot chick, I don’t mind spiders at all, but I don’t know if I’d have the...
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Tags: boobs, Eyes, hardcore, hardgore, ministry, Mixtape, more boobs, music, necromantik, nudity, penis, soundtrack, splatter, tape, ultimate
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Sometimes the children aren’t the only ones who get what they want for Christmas…
Rating:
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Tags: 1985, beyond, blood, Christmas, creature, dead, death, December, Evil, film, Films, funny, gifts, Horror, House, killer, Monster, murder, nightmare, Oddities, old saint nick, presents, Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claws, short film, Slasher, spirit of the season, yule
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Ahh… more monster mayhem! After watching the goodness that is Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack, I couldn’t help but want more of ‘Big G’.
Godzilla vs. Biollante is definitely more of a dark, proper storyline, Godzilla movie. After Godzilla’s last attack, scientists have managed to obtain some of Godzilla’s cells...
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Tags: biollante, biorante, cells, godzilla, gojira, mutant, mutation, nuclear, plants, power, rose, scientist
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If you’re anything like me (bah humbug!) then you’ll despise Christmas with a passion and glad when it’s gone. Personally I find it therapeutic to lock myself away from all things Christmas, have a Chinese takeaway delivered, and watch some horror.
So, here’s my top ten films (in no particular order) that I think you...
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Tags: 13th, bloody, Christmas, Clause, critters, eaters, Films, flesh, Friday, Gore, Hellraiser, Jason, martyrs, police, Santa, ten, Thing, tokyo, Top, Valentine, Xmas, Zombi2, Zombie, [rec]
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First of all, how fucking AWESOME is that poster?
Anyway, to the uninitiated (and unintelligent) the Godzilla films are merely a man, in a rubber suit, demolishing a model town. To the more intelligent viewer it has a far, more deeper, meaning. Not only that, but the character of Godzilla itself has gone through several...
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Tags: Action, all-out, america, attach, baragon, ghidorah, giant, glitter, godzilla, japan, king, mayhem, Monster, mothra, rubber suits, US
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