Scumbag’s: Porno Psycho Video Mixtape – Volume 1

No intro here as I know nothing about the background to this tape except that it was made buy a guy called Vince who used to use the name Scumbag. Oh, and this is his mixtape. On with the show!

The tape starts of with some (rather skanky looking) chick and three guys, she puts a funnel in her mouth and the three guys jack in to it. Unpleasant. Then, well, it’s not just cool:

Tastes like... cheese...

Tastes like... cheese...

If anyone finds that sexy then you’re a deviant. Remove yourself from the gene-pool immediately!

After a couple of boring scenes we’re treated to a short (stop-motion) animation of Santa pumping an elf:

Ho ho ho, indeed!

Ho ho ho, indeed!

… followed by a scene from a foreign version (it would seem) of Spitting Image. If you don’t know what Spitting Image is then your:

a) not British and/or:

b) not older than 25 (give or take a few years) or:

c) led a sheltered childhood

After a few weird TV adverts and a porn scene with a pregnant chick (again, rather skanky) we’re shown a scene from a rather promising film:

Call him a gimp, go on, I dare you. I DOUBLE dare you!...

Call him a gimp, go on, I dare you. I DOUBLE dare you!...

… if anyone knows the name of the film, please comment here. It has a chick with pigtails encouraging two guys (one of whom is shown above) to chop up a chick who’s tied to a table, this they do. Then all three dance on the bloody table. Promising, very promising. We see a couple of scenes from this trio throughout the tape.

Nipple nibbling...

Nipple nibbling...

Next is some cheesy animation with decaps and what-not. But then we’re given lessons on how to chop off a womans nipple and shove it in her mouth. I’ll keep that in mind…

I fast forwarded the next part, it’s some cookie-monster death-metal band. Not my cup of tea. The animation of Davey taking orders from his dog, Goliath, was funny though. The dog tells him to kill kids making out in cars. Sound familiar? *cough* Son of Sam *cough*

Dog: Look at that slut, why don't you kill both of them Davey?

Dog: Look at that slut, why don't you kill both of them Davey?

Then we get a very Ren & Stimpy-ish cartoon involving a cat (up a tree) and a bird. Odd, but very well done. After another few (crappy) animations we get a (very will lit and filmed) porn, played to the tune of ‘Oh Come All Ye Faithful’. At the half-way mark we see a big black guy screw a couple of midgets, some pregnant chicks just standing around doing nothing in particular then a video from fugly.com which is made to look like old, grainy, b&w zombie footage, quite well done I think – all be it that the zombies are walking about groaning ‘gangbang’…

Anyone have a torrent for this?  :D

Anyone have a torrent for this? 😀

Following that we see a chick forcing herself to spew her guts down a toilet pan, a uselessjunk.com video of a chick using a gearstick as a dildo (car still attached) then a clip which, for me, makes the whole mixtape worthwhile; the Hezbollah Dating Service. It’s the usual terrorist type video (which is genuine) but with a voice-over that makes our Hezbollah friend sound girly and deperate for a woman.

I am looking for a woman...

I am looking for a woman...

Next it’s an ass-to-mouth porn scene, some more feet licking, some more weird animations, more porn (one with a cute chick supposedly talking to someone on the phone, “*ugh* what? Oh, I’m having sex *ugh ugh*, so… what you up to?…“. And now a montage of nasty comic images.

Some other bits and bobs then a scene from a wrestling match where one woman grabs anothers crotch… then licks her hand that lay on said crotch, rather funny.

Oh my!

Oh my!

And then a quick preview of the (now legendary) Retard-O-Tron mixtape.

The last few minutes show some porn, some Sesame Street clips with humorous voice-over, some more porn, Star Wars with a voice-over, and the infamous, God-not-again (by email), Tits & Ass beer commercial. And the whole thing is finished off to an insex.com clip of some chick getting poked by a mechanical dildo thing… to the theme from The X-Files.

I found some of it funny, although some clips did ramble on a bit too long (ie: Star Wars and Sesame Street) but I suppose we’ll all laugh at different parts of it. I found the Hezbollah bit hilarious, some might not, so it’s down to personal taste.

I liked it.

NEXT!

Rating: ★★★☆☆

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About Ronnie

Having survived the UK's 'video nasty' (prohibition) era I'm eager to catch up with all previously unseen sleaze and filth. I revel in mixtape oddness, boobage, gore, and proper latex special effects, don't get me started on CGI... - email Ronnie
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One Response to Scumbag’s: Porno Psycho Video Mixtape – Volume 1

  1. vince says:

    Holy crap! That thing is still around? I made it years ago as an experiment fueled by beer and … things I shouldn’t have been taking! Hah! This is great! God bless the Internet. Stay sick, man!

    Vince “Scumbag” Brusio
    ospubs@yahoo.com

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