Our friends in the Far East certainly know how to keep themselves entertained. While we (in the UK) are ‘treated’ to dull, bland, shows -- the Japanese have hilarious gameshows coming out their ears! I was inspired to write this little article after reading of ‘The Stamp Show‘ in Cinema Sewer -- Vol. 1...
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Every decade has had its definitive action directors, and with the 00′s waning down, it’s time for action junkies look for the next big thing in slam-bang cinema. Unfortunately, it looks as if cgi based, bigger-than-life, product placement garbage is here to stay, at least in the mainstream. So imagine my surprise when a...
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Once in a blue moon, when discussing movies with friends or cohorts, I resort to an old saying in order to do a particular film justice. I tell them that they just need to watch the film, and that saying anything would be giving them too much information and be a spoiler to the...
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Retard-o-tron is probably one of the most well known mixtapes in the sleazy underbelly of mixtape madness. Made, in co-operation, with the legendary Cinema Sewer magazine, Retard-o-tron is very well produced and includes a veritable plethora of crazy clips from everything from porn to TV. The ‘tape’ starts with some crazy Jap chick covered...
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Plot (?): Mad scientist Professor Gangreen is cooking up the second coming of the Great Tomato Uprising, in which music converted tomatoes into human form to war against mankind. Pizza delivery man Chad Finletter must save the world and beautiful tomato-girl Tara. Alex: one dollar movie? sounds about right so far… Ronnie: that was...
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This movie was so perverted without ever admitting a thing that it made it even more perverted. I’m talking about incest, child molestation, adult molestation by creepy children who may or may not be possessed, the virgin at her first job getting turned out by an older and dangerous male coworker and then they...
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No intro here as I know nothing about the background to this tape except that it was made buy a guy called Vince who used to use the name Scumbag. Oh, and this is his mixtape. On with the show! The tape starts of with some (rather skanky looking) chick and three guys, she...
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From Beyond is another film from the golden decade of horror, but instead of trying to make a quick buck off of a preexisting trend, Stuart Gordon and frequent collaborator of Brian Yuzna (co-writer and producer) tapped into the works of influential and ground breaking author H.P. Lovecraft for some challenging material to bring...
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Myself (Ronnie) and Alex (and Erin -- later in the week) are going to torture ourselves, so that you don’t have to. That’s right, this week we are going to watch all four Killer Tomato films. Are we sick in the head? Oh yes, most definitely. So, we begin with the first movie, from...
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As stated in my “About Alex” section, my appreciation for film was jump started at a tender age by my mom, who was fortunate enough to be alive during the two best decades in the history of cinema, the 70′s and 80′s. One film she recommended I see a long time ago was Outland,...
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