(alleged) Plot: Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations: halfman, halffish which terrorize a small fishing village by killing the men and raping the women.
Ronnie: only 35 secs in and I like the intro
Ronnie: … and the fact that it has the legendary (bad) Doug McClure!
Erin: Yeah but they need to get the music...
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Tags: boobies, corman, deep, don't eat fish!, dumbass kid that needs a slap, explosions, fish, humanoids, jiggly, mutant, no humanoid wang (thank God!), nudity, one-legged seagull, roger, salmon
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Try, if you will, to imagine a merger between The Muppets, Dawn of the Dead, and A Fistful of Dollars.
Still trying? Hard, isn’t it? Well, the Danes have done it, and done it well. Not only did Denmark give us Carlsberg Lager and LEGO, but now they’ve given us the short film ZombieWestern: It...
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Tags: animated, bartender, Eddie, hand, hankl, Jack, pisser, puppets, saloon, spaghetti, virgil, weak, Western, wild, Zombie
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Brain Dead. The mere mention of that title to any knowledgeable horror fan and images of Peter Jacksons classic gore-drenched zombie comedy rush into their thoughts like a unstoppable tidal wave of nostalgia. With the title being so synonymously linked with one of the most celebrated and memorable genre pictures of all time, it...
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Night of the Creeps (or just Creeps for short) straddles the line between what I feel is too popular to review, and what is under the radar enough to write about. If you haven’t noticed, I rarely write anything about movies that already have established a strong set of fair and thorough reviews online. ...
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I wanted to attempt to explain the symbolism in this film and maybe it’s overall message, but then I found out it was adapted from a manga. Just kidding; don’t get allat me, because I actually enjoyed the movie. I even read a manga series once; I’ll admit I was only doing it to...
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Tags: car wreck, cremation, Eriko Hatsune, Fhi Fan, mystery, snails, spiral, spirals, stalker, suicide, supernatural, Surrealism
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I was dubious of watching this as Mr Raimi is, of course, now a big Hollywood director. Gone are the days of shoestring budgets and cheap makeup for his films. Can he still make a good horror film without the Hollywood pizazz? Read on…
The film starts with a young boy, who is sick, being...
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Tags: bank, button, cat, curse, dead, drag, eviction, Evil, exorcism, Exorcist, goat, gypos, gypsy, hell, mad, me, mortgage, old, possession, rabid, raimi, repayments, sacrifice, sam, to, woman
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Erin: that’s a baaaaad wig
Alex: Castle, Fog, are we in Scotland Ronnie?
Ronnie: If it’s a castle, and ruined… it’s Scotland
Erin: That looks like George Lucas
Ronnie: hip flask… it’s Glasgow!
Ronnie: what’s with the posh English accents
Alex: shhhhhh! doesn’t matter
Ronnie: that was quite possibly the worst voice over… EVER!
Erin: nice...
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Tags: abortions, antichrist, ass, bad, bare, baron, bashing, bible, blue, boobage, church, cleavage, clowns, demons, dubbing, hair.lady, penii, penis, pervertum, Scary, tinfoil
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When I heard that the powers that be in Hollywood were remaking My Bloody Valentine, I actually WASN’T all that upset. The Original MBV (see our dual review here!) is a GREAT 80’s style slasher flick that was unfortunately largely overlooked due to the genre being over saturated with soulless clones. Even though the...
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Genre jumping is a tough nut to crack, rife with just as much risk as it is potential reward. No where has this been attempted more then in the genres horror and science fiction. We’ve seen Zombies who double as martial arts specialists, Vampires and werewolves used as allegories for political and social issues...
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From IMDb: In a kingdom, a man is born as a child to Mother Earth. He’s checked for normality, confirmed normal, and is let into the system. The man gets old, and the system has no use for him. So he’s brought out to be executed. The man gets flashbacks, and understands what his...
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Tags: ass, beer, bottle, bread, butthole, circus, explosions, Guns, heart, kinky, norwegian, penii, spiders, spots, stone, tablets
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