Monthly Archives: June 2009

Humanoids From The Deep – review chat

Posted on June 28, 2009 at 8:33 pm by Ronnie

(alleged) Plot: Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations: halfman, halffish which terrorize a small fishing village by killing the men and raping the women. Ronnie: only 35 secs in and I like the intro Ronnie: … and the fact … Continue reading →

Posted in Exploitation, Gore, Horror, Humour, Scifi, Sleaze | Tagged boobies, corman, deep, don't eat fish!, dumbass kid that needs a slap, explosions, fish, humanoids, jiggly, mutant, no humanoid wang (thank God!), nudity, one-legged seagull, roger, salmon | 1 Comment

ZombieWestern: It Came from the West

Posted on June 26, 2009 at 5:26 pm by Ronnie

Try, if you will, to imagine a merger between The Muppets, Dawn of the Dead, and A Fistful of Dollars. Still trying? Hard, isn’t it? Well, the Danes have done it, and done it well. Not only did Denmark give … Continue reading →

Posted in Gore, Humour | Tagged animated, bartender, Eddie, hand, hankl, Jack, pisser, puppets, saloon, spaghetti, virgil, weak, Western, wild, Zombie | Leave a comment

Brain Dead (2007) Review

Posted on June 25, 2009 at 9:27 pm by Alex Seda

Brain Dead. The mere mention of that title to any knowledgeable horror fan and images of Peter Jacksons classic gore-drenched zombie comedy rush into their thoughts like a unstoppable tidal wave of nostalgia. With the title being so synonymously linked … Continue reading →

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Night of the Creeps (1986) Review (includes free full movie stream links)

Posted on June 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm by Alex Seda

Night of the Creeps (or just Creeps for short) straddles the line between what I feel is too popular to review, and what is under the radar enough to write about. If you haven’t noticed, I rarely write anything about … Continue reading →

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Uzumaki aka Spiral (2000)

Posted on June 16, 2009 at 4:09 am by Erin

I wanted to attempt to explain the symbolism in this film and maybe it’s overall message, but then I found out it was adapted from a manga. Just kidding; don’t get allat me, because I actually enjoyed the movie. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Gore, Horror, Scifi | Tagged car wreck, cremation, Eriko Hatsune, Fhi Fan, mystery, snails, spiral, spirals, stalker, suicide, supernatural, Surrealism | 3 Comments

Drag Me To Hell (2008, Sam Raimi)

Posted on June 15, 2009 at 2:28 am by Ronnie

I was dubious of watching this as Mr Raimi is, of course, now a big Hollywood director. Gone are the days of shoestring budgets and cheap makeup for his films. Can he still make a good horror film without the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gore, Horror, Humour | Tagged bank, button, cat, curse, dead, drag, eviction, Evil, exorcism, Exorcist, goat, gypos, gypsy, hell, mad, me, mortgage, old, possession, rabid, raimi, repayments, sacrifice, sam, to, woman | 1 Comment

The Baron Against The Demons (aka: El barón contra los Demonios) triple chat/review goodness!

Posted on June 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm by Ronnie

Erin: that’s a baaaaad wig Alex: Castle, Fog, are we in Scotland Ronnie? Ronnie: If it’s a castle, and ruined… it’s Scotland Erin: That looks like George Lucas Ronnie: hip flask… it’s Glasgow! Ronnie: what’s with the posh English accents … Continue reading →

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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) Review

Posted on June 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm by Alex Seda

When I heard that the powers that be in Hollywood were remaking My Bloody Valentine, I actually WASN’T all that upset. The Original MBV (see our dual review here!) is a GREAT 80′s style slasher flick that was unfortunately largely … Continue reading →

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Dead Heat (1988) Review

Posted on June 10, 2009 at 2:05 am by Alex Seda

Genre jumping is a tough nut to crack, rife with just as much risk as it is potential reward. No where has this been attempted more then in the genres horror and science fiction. We’ve seen Zombies who double as … Continue reading →

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Bread and Circus (2003) – triple review chatness!

Posted on June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm by Ronnie

From IMDb: In a kingdom, a man is born as a child to Mother Earth. He’s checked for normality, confirmed normal, and is let into the system. The man gets old, and the system has no use for him. So … Continue reading →

Posted in Documentary, Exploitation, Gore, Humour, News, Pr0n, Scifi, Sleaze | Tagged ass, beer, bottle, bread, butthole, circus, explosions, Guns, heart, kinky, norwegian, penii, spiders, spots, stone, tablets | Leave a comment

Monthly Archives: June 2009

Humanoids From The Deep – review chat

ZombieWestern: It Came from the West

Brain Dead (2007) Review

Night of the Creeps (1986) Review (includes free full movie stream links)

Uzumaki aka Spiral (2000)

Drag Me To Hell (2008, Sam Raimi)

The Baron Against The Demons (aka: El barón contra los Demonios) triple chat/review goodness!

My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) Review

Dead Heat (1988) Review

Bread and Circus (2003) – triple review chatness!

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