Çilgin kiz ve üç süper adam (aka: 3 Supermen and Mad Girl)
Normally, I would start my review with some pithy comments and an IMDb synopsis. Unfortunately, this movie is so rare (read: barking mad) that IMDb has literally nothing on it, and it took me some leet Google-ninja skills just to get the poster (left)!
Before I get in to the review I have to preface it with this: this movie is old, probably ripped from an old billionth generation VHS tape, in Turkish and (as if that’s not bad enough) has no subtitles/English what so ever. So without further ado, here’s what myself (Ronnie), Alex, and Erin could decypher from the film.
In a deep underground cave, some fit chick in a skimpy red outfit (and wearing Elton John’s reject glasses) is plotting some evil deeds.
Mad Girl - in her mad outfit, mad glasses and mad technology
Her boss seems to be some guy who’s wearing a two dollar mask and sits on his fat ass for the whole film, he’s maybe a cripple, but I can’t prove that.
Satan, 666 - I think that's what his mask cost him, $6.66
Their minions seem to be KKK Klansmen, but in green:
The henchmen - no seriously, it is!
… and their ultimate weapon seems to be a robot made out of cardboard boxes sprayed with silver paint:
ILM - eat your heart out...
We are then introduced to the first of the supermen, lying on a boat, surrounded by chicks while Tom Jones is playing in the background. Enter the other two goons supermen, the three of them dress up in red costumes (with black capes), branded with an ‘S’, and the tight outfits apparently make them bullet-proof.
The 3 'Supermen' - I use the term 'supermen' VERY loosely!
Our heroes then head off to a sleazy bar in their beetle. Fly? Heavens no. Why fly when they have their ‘Beetle Of Justice’ (™, Alex). Their car journey is accompanied by some fine circa 1970 organ music. Beautiful. After bitch-slapping one girl several times, she is shot by a henchman which causes an epic battle on a rooftop. Which seems to be about an envelope (or something).
One superman rescues a chick from a car (for reasons unknown) and she’s smitten by the Beetle Of Justice:
Behold! The Beetle Of Justice! *fanfare*
After another epic battle, one of the supermen is captured, put on a table and spun several times. As Erin said: obviously dizziness is his Kryponite.
One of several super-taint shots...
He is, eventually, rescued by the other supermen where we were so close to getting a good nudie scene, except for one little green fucker who interrupts. He deserves to die 1,000 deaths.
I hope that little green guy dies, he spoiled the potential nude scene. Bastard!
After the (near)naked chick is captured, our heroes (again) spring in to action in their hot-rod:
The Supermen to the (somewhat slow) rescue!
They are again in a scuffle, this time in a large expanse of grassy area. Obviously the sun must have been out that day as the entire screen is white and we can hardly see a damn thing.
The kidnapped chick is now tied up in Mad Girls underground lair. Kinky! After which we FINALLY, after fifty minutes of this nonsense, get to see some boobage:
Are they allowed to show boobs in Turkey?
After the supermen crash their entirely uneventful orgy of nothingness, Mad Girl is nearly captured! Gasp! But she manages to escape back to $2-mask-Satan. But unfortunately, for one of the supermen, the cardboard robot is set free! But fear not, it is disabled as Mad Girl heads back to her (kinky) dungeon to try and strangle the kidnapped chick with a large piece of chain. But the supermen crash this party too and save the day. Not only that, but someone finally phones the cops. They have police in Turkey? Well I’ll be…
But the evil protagonist isn’t done yet, he still has the all powerful robot of doom!
The evil robot, dubbed 'drill-do' by Alex
The movie finishes with the cops closing in on Mad Girl where she, and the evil old guy (whoever he is) are arrested.
Your nicked!
And so, the reign of Mad Girl (and Old Guy) has come to an end. But since it’s Turkey, I’m sure they’ll probably bribe their way out of prison to terrorise the 3 Supermen once again.
I just want to add that if you, the reader, think I’ve embelished the plot with superflous details to make it sound funny, I have NOT! All the stuff about them not flying, driving around, several superman taint shots (noticed by Erin I may add), making them dizzy… it’s all there! Honest! And when I say it was a billionth generation VHS, I’m not kidding:
This happened a few times throughout the film...
I have to say, this film was a barrell of laughs. So bad it was hilarious. It seems to be so obscure that clips of it aren’t even on YouTube. I’ll maybe put up one or two later.
The all important ratings:
Ronnies Rating: 
= 14 out of 5 (just to three-up Alex)
Erins Rating: = 8 out of 5
Alexs Rating: = 11 out of 5
UPDATE: don’t say we’re not good to you readers. I personally uploaded the first ten minutes of this superhero madness to YouTube, just for you. Yes, you. You personally!
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