Monthly Archives: May 2009

L’assassino e costretto ad uccidere ancora AKA The Killer Must Kill Again

Posted on May 31, 2009 at 8:49 pm by Erin

I have to post the Netflix synopsis here because I’m going to bitch about it. I mean, come the fuck on, Netflix! You’re getting a flat fee from me. Blockbuster’s mail order service sucks. You’re gonna get my money, so … Continue reading →

Posted in Horror | Tagged 1975, Alessio Orano, car theft, Cristina Galbo, Eduardo Fajardo, Femi Venussi, George Hilton, Giallo, L'assassino e costretto ad uccidere ancora, Michel Antoine, nudity, rape, serial killer, strangulation, Teresa Velasquez, The Killer Must Kill Again, wife-killing | 1 Comment

Meatball Machine (2005) – Japanese biomonster madness!

Posted on May 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm by Ronnie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0820111/ I’m not even going to attempt a plot synopsis of this movie, and neither has anyone on IMDb. Read on… ( ) Ronnie: a very shoddy looking noose that… I wouldn’t trust it… ( ) Alex: well it looks … Continue reading →

Posted in Gore, Horror, Pr0n, Scifi | Tagged alien, bio, cannibalism, creature, Eyes, guyver, japan, japanese, machine, meatball, Monster, nightmares, Parasite, scars | Leave a comment

Samurai Resurrection (2003) aka Makai Tensho

Posted on May 28, 2009 at 3:36 am by Erin

Someone bought this movie for me as a gift yesterday knowing my love for both Japanese movies and horror. While many of the characters are demons, I have to start with the disclaimer that this is not a horror movie … Continue reading →

Tagged based on a novel, betrayal, breasts, CGI, demons, folktale, hell, intrigue, japan, myth, occult, period piece, Politics, remake, samurai, Shimabara Revolt, Shogunate, spear, swordfights | Leave a comment

Retro Horror Gaming: A Few of My Favorites

Posted on May 28, 2009 at 2:27 am by Alex Seda

Being a gamer and fan of horror, it can be difficult to find games that scratch both those itches at the same time. Sure, everyone will say that there’s Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and even newer offerings like Gears of … Continue reading →

Posted in Documentary, Gore, Horror, Humour, News, Scifi, Sleaze | Tagged 16-bit, 16bit, 1993, 1994, 2 player, 8-bit, 80s, 8bit, 90's, Action, alien, arcade, Beat' em up, beyond, blood, cion op, co-op, coin, coin-op, controller, crack, creature, creatures, dark, dead, death, doom, Doom Troopers, DOS, Evil, Exploitation, film, Friday the 13th, funny, Games, Gears of War, Genesis, ghost, Gore, heroine, hidden gem, Horror, House, Internet, joystick, killer, meth, Monster, murder, Mutant Chronicles, namco, NES, night, Night Slashers, nightmare, nintendo, Oddities, pc game, pcp, post, posts, putrid, Resident Evil, Sci-fi, sega, sega genesis, Silent Hill, Slasher, Slashers, snes, Sonic the Hedgehog, Splatterhouse, super, super nintendo, trilogy, TurboGrafx-16, undead, Van Helsing, Video, Video Game, Wii, Zombie, zombies, Zombies Ate my Neighbors | 1 Comment

The Perverts Guide To Cinema (2006) – Freudian psychoanalytic theory aplenty!

Posted on May 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm by Ronnie

Running at just over two hours long, I expected The Perverts Guide To Cinema to be as dry, and exciting, as a 1970′s Open University lecture, but it’s actually really interesting and very well done. Presenter, Slavoj Zizek, is at … Continue reading →

Posted in Documentary | Tagged Aliens, birds, cinema, Films, Foreign, guide, heart, Hitchcock, introduction, lynch, movies, oz, pervert, psycho, wild, wizard, zizek | Leave a comment

Shock Xpress Vol.1 – The Essential Guide To Exploitation Cinema

Posted on May 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm by Ronnie

Shock Xpress Vol.1 is the first of three books, each book being a compilation of sleaze/exploitation articles/interviews. What is Shock Xpress? I’m glad you asked. Shock Xpress was, initially, a fanzine, started in the mid-80′s covering sleaze, exploitation and gore. … Continue reading →

Posted in Books, Exploitation, Gore, Horror, Humour, Pr0n, Sleaze | Tagged Barker, BBFC, censors, censorship, Clive, Cronenberg, cuts, David, interviews, jaworzyn, movies, one, shock, stefan, three, two, volume, xpress | Leave a comment

Çilgin kiz ve üç süper adam (1973, aka: 3 Supermen and Mad Girl)

Posted on May 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm by Ronnie

Normally, I would start my review with some pithy comments and an IMDb synopsis. Unfortunately, this movie is so rare (read: barking mad) that IMDb has literally nothing on it, and it took me some leet Google-ninja skills just to … Continue reading →

Posted in Exploitation, Humour, Scifi, Sleaze | Tagged 3, adam, beetle, car, Drive, Flying, girl, mad, super, superhero, Superman, supermen, three, turkey | Leave a comment

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Review

Posted on May 23, 2009 at 9:22 am by Alex Seda

Master of the Universe (MOTU for short) is a movie I remember fondly from my childhood. It was the kind of film you would see played on TBS and WB channels on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, usually buried in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Scifi, Sleaze | Tagged 1987, 80s, A Battle Fought In The Stars. Now... Comes To Earth., Action, action figures, adventure, Based On Cartoon, Based On Toy, based On TV Series, cartoons, Castle, castles, cheese, cheesey, comedy, coutrney cox, creature, creature feature, dark, dark forces, dead, death, dolph lundgren, Evil, evil-lyn, fantasy, feel good, Frank Langella, funny, God, gods, Golan Globus, Greyskull, Gwildor, happy ending, He Man, Independent Film, Internet, interstellar, Lifting Person In Air, lightning, live action, magic, Masters of the Universe, Meg Foster, mythology, Oddities, old school, Sci-fi, skeletor, Space, space epic, space epics, Star Wars, Surprise After End Credits, Sword, Sword And Fantasy, Sword And Sorcery, throwback, time and space travel, Title Spoken By Character | 4 Comments

MADMAN Review

Posted on May 22, 2009 at 4:32 am by Alex Seda

Madman was released in 1982, right in the thick of the tidal wave of Friday the 13th slasher clones that were being pumped out at a mind boggling rate. From big budget national release dice ‘em ups, to low budget, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gore, Horror | Tagged Axe, Axe Murder, beyond, blood, camp slasher, Child Murder, dark, dead, Dead Children, death, dice em up, Electronic Music Score, Evil, film, Films, Forest, Friday the 13th, ghost, Gore, head, hidden gem, Horror, House, Independent Film, Internet, jason voorhees, killer, Legend, Madman, madman marz, Monster, Movie, movies, murder, new, nightmare, Playing Footsie, Playing Footsie While In Bed, post, posts, Psychopath, Slasher, Slasher Flick, slice em up, splatter, Summer Camp, Suspense, Teenkill, Thriller, undead, Zombie, zombies | 2 Comments

Cocksucker Blues

Posted on May 21, 2009 at 7:11 am by Erin

I didn’t know when I started my foray into horror writing three months ago that I would be going through my own lifetime wish list of movies to watch, but here I am again. I’m not the most technologically advanced … Continue reading →

Posted in Documentary, Exploitation, Pr0n, Sleaze | Tagged Banned, breasts, cocaine, Cocksucker Blues, groupies, nudity, pot, roadies, Rolling Stones, scalpers, Sleaze | Leave a comment

Monthly Archives: May 2009

L’assassino e costretto ad uccidere ancora AKA The Killer Must Kill Again

Meatball Machine (2005) – Japanese biomonster madness!

Samurai Resurrection (2003) aka Makai Tensho

Retro Horror Gaming: A Few of My Favorites

The Perverts Guide To Cinema (2006) – Freudian psychoanalytic theory aplenty!

Shock Xpress Vol.1 – The Essential Guide To Exploitation Cinema

Çilgin kiz ve üç süper adam (1973, aka: 3 Supermen and Mad Girl)

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE Review

MADMAN Review

Cocksucker Blues

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